Monday, October 17, 2011

Suspect Your Spouse Is Keeping Secrets?


[new "find my friends" app]

Suspect no more. The iPhone can tell you if your husband is at the local Talmud class or the local strip club.

Also great for tracking teenagers.

11 comments:

Alex said...

"The iPhone can tell you if your husband is at the local Talmud class or the local strip club. "

Oh, so you expect a lot of kollel wives will be thus inspired to purchase this phone? Maybe you should've written, "The iPhone can tell you if your husband is at the local science lab or the local strip club."

jewish philosopher said...

Wherever he is. The main thing is: OUT THE SKEPTICS!!

Yedid Nefesh said...

ya and it happens in all communities...

Joseph said...

Those who aren't skeptics are never tempted? Those who aren't skeptics never sin? Those who aren't skeptics never commit a single aveirah? Perhaps you should change your blog title to JewishJoeMcCarty.blogspot

jewish philosopher said...

If it saves some little kid from being chopped up (see Aron Levi) it will be worth it.

And by the way, McCarthy was probably right.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_McCarthy#Ongoing_debate

Abe said...

Utilizing that iPhone feature in that capacity invokes the sincere clarity that only a fundamentalist chareidi would exhibit.

However, she might entertain a more useful employment of the gadget if she were to use it to determine if hubby were at work rather than wasting his time at the local talmud class.

jewish philosopher said...

If not studying the divine law, I hope he is hunting the secret heretic.

http://jewishphilosopher.blogspot.com/2008/11/hunting-secret-atheists-beginners-guide.html

Abe said...

While hunting for heretics may be an imprinted piety for chareidim, that activity has been curtailed because they're much too occupied with hunting for hookers.

http://www.jpost.com/NationalNews/Article.aspx?id=240956

"...While there is no exact figures on how many people in Israel utilize the services of sex workers in Israel, Atzum estimates that up to 10,000 men each month visit one of the hundreds of discreet apartments or brothels throughout the country. Of those, Lauer said that roughly 25-35 percent are from the haredi (ultra-Orthodox) community; 25-35% are Arab; 8- 10% are foreign workers and the rest are from the rest of Israeli society...'

jewish philosopher said...

GPS enabled devices may soon cause frying pans to crash down on some of those skull capped heads.

Anonymous said...

Judaism already has a ritual for that device, its called Sotah. Unfortunately, you can only use it if you're male. Judaism isn't sexist or insensitive to the feelings of women at all, btw.

jewish philosopher said...

You realize that according to the Talmud, if the adulteress died, her lover miraculously died as well.