Thursday, August 09, 2007
The Philosopher’s Quick Summary
[The Thinker by Auguste Rodin]
Orthodox Judaism: The only rational way to live.
Christianity: Magical thinking; the idea that believing in Jesus will solve everything.
Islam: Macho men gone wild.
Atheism: Synonym for narcissism and hedonism.
Agnosticism: Mental laziness.
Gay: Promiscuous men with a filthy habit.
Mythology: The ancient version of science fiction.
Secular morality: Whatever most people think is good at the moment.
Evolution: The irrational belief that although everything appears to be designed, it really developed very gradually by chance.
Documentary Hypothesis: An academic fraud with a kernel of truth.
Pornography: Bad acting with no clothes; the primary gateway to atheism.
Fossils: Proof that life has originated through a series of special creations.
Cosmology: Indicates that the universe was created from nothing.
Quantum theory: Indicates that on a subatomic level, things do not always behave according to any predictable rules.
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